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我的“猫保姆”

篇1：我的“猫保姆”

我的“猫保姆”

Why and how I got myself into this situation is still unclear to me. A lady friend, a quite good looking lady friend, (okay, okay, so I do know why and how I got myself into this situation) asked me to check her two cats while she was out of town for several days. I said, “Sure.” I thought to myself, “How difficult could it be to check on her cats?” Before she left she told me that one of her cats was on medication for dry skin. Yes, dry skin. I thought to myself, “Give me a break!” However I kept my mouth shut because she is a good friend and as I said before, quite a good looking friend. Her one cat was required to take two pills a day and also needed to have Neosporin put on a sore on his skin. “No problem”, I foolishly replied.

First of all, I do not, never did, and probably never will understand women and their fascination with cats. Cats like their independence, they never listen to you and they won't come to you if you call them. They are lazy, enjoy sleeping all day and staying out all night. If they drank beer and watched sports on television then they would be just like most of the men that these women have dated in their lives. Yet they love their cats. Many single women I know have cats. They never seem to have just one cat, they usually have at least two cats. Why? So the cats will have company when the woman is away. I never did understand why a cat, an animal that is very independent, would need or even want company when its owner is away. I would think that most cats are probably happy when their owner is away. They finally have got the entire place to themselves. However many women I know insist on having a second cat to keep the first cat company. All of these women are single. I also know of one woman who owns seven cats. She is also single. I believe it is because she owns seven cats.

I arrived at my lady friend's house at 11 a.m. and found a note instructing me what to do. “Check food”. The food is A-OK. “Check Water”. Well, the water dish was a little low so I'll add some water. However the note instructed me to “Only give them bottled water which is in the refrigerator”! I thought to myself, “Bottled water? The cats only drink bottled water?” When I visit my lady friend and ask for water, she gives me tap water. I may have to re-evaluate my friendship with this lady friend. I filled the cats' water dish with the aforementioned bottled water. I read the rest of the instructions she had left for me. The note went on saying, “Poopy bags are in the flowered green fabric holder hanging off the metal rack beside the litter box.” Yes, you read me right, she wrote, “poopy bags.” I really have to re-evaluate my friendship with this woman.

Now it is time to give Lucas, the male cat, his medicine. I was instructed to hide the pill inside some veggie cheese. Yes, the cat likes veggie cheese, made from soy. Apparently Lucas is a bottled water drinking, vegetarian cat. I did as instructed and put the pill inside the veggie cheese. The cat not only ate all of the veggie cheese, he also somehow managed to eat around the pill. All of the veggie cheese was gone yet the pill remained. I now must think of a “Plan B.”

I decided to hide the pill in a piece of turkey. What the heck? I could not have any worse luck, could I? Lucas ate the turkey and once again managed to eat around the pill. One thing was certain. Lucas is not a vegetarian. I next attempted to hide the pill in some tuna. Albacore, actually. Again, Lucas ate all of the tuna and left the pill. Another thing was certain. Lucas likes to eat.

I then remembered my lady friend saying that I could hide the pill inside a cat snack treat. Aha! The old hiding the pill in a cat snack treat routine. I proceeded to find the cat treats. There were “Grilled Yellowfin Tuna Flavored Treats” and “Shrimp and Crab Medley Flavored Treats” and “Oven Roasted Breast of Chicken Flavored Treats” and “Hearty Beef Flavored Treats” and “Salmon Flavored Treats.” These cats eat better than most people. I decided to first try the “Whiskas Temptations Salmon Flavored Treats.” Why? Because on the package it read, “What Cats Want”. That was good enough for me. Unfortunately it was not what this cat wanted. I put the pill in each of the treats and Lucas would not go near any of the them. One more thing was certain. Lucas was full. I now must wait until he gets hungry again. I had not thought that this would be an all day event.

While waiting for Lucas to get hungry again I thought I would make an attempt to put the Neosporin on his sore. This went better than expected. I accomplished this task in a mere 45 minutes and I successfully managed not to bleed on any of my friend's furniture as I ran to the bathroom to cleanse my multiple scratch wounds. Although Lucas may not hold a high regard for Neosporin, I have a new found appreciation for it.

Afterwards I noticed Lucas licking the Neosporin off of his sore. My first thought was, “Well, that was a complete waste of time and blood!” Then I got an idea. I'll put some Neosporin on his pill. He seems to like the taste of Neosporin. And you know what? It did not work either! So much for shouting with glee and becoming rich of my idea for a “Neosporin Flavored Cat Treat”.

I looked at my watch. It was almost 2 o'clock. This unsuccessful ordeal had taken almost 3 hours! And I am supposed to do this twice a day for the next four days. Yet one more thing was certain. I must come up with a “Plan C”.

Knowing that I had made a valid attempt made it easier to implement “Plan C”. Because of “Plan C”, day two, three, and four of my cat-sitting adventure went smoothly. My lady friend arrived home late on day four, none the wiser, thanking me again and again for looking after her beloved cats. What was “Plan C”? Well, “Plan C” was a simple plan. I figured that since Lucas was required to take 2 pills a day for 4 days then that would equate to 8 pills. (Thank God for calculators!) I took 8 pills out of the bottle and threw them in the garbage. I used the Neosporin on my own wounds thus making it look like I used it on Lucas. I did not bother going over to her house to check on the cats at all on day 2 or 3. I went over just on day 4 to change the water and litter box in order to make it appear like I did everything she wanted me to do. You may be asking yourselves, “Doesn't he feel any sense of guilt for his deceitful ways?” The answer is, “No!”. Well, maybe someday I will, after my wounds heal and the scars fade away. I did not want to implement “Plan C” but I had no other choice. I could not afford to waste several hours of my valuable time along with losing a pint of blood each day. Not when there are “Friends” returns to watch on television. Besides, that will teach her to give me tap water!

篇2：我当保姆

星期六，爸爸妈妈出去上班，姐姐去上学了，所以家里只剩下我和小狗“LUCKLY”。

所以我就担当起照顾LUCKLY的责任，它是一只活泼可爱的小狗，毛茸茸的身体，明亮亮的眼睛，我真是好喜欢它，所以我决定今天当一次它的“保姆”，照顾它。

早晨，我就充当健身教练陪着它在家里跑步，它跑的可快了，这样一会下来我也全身都是汗，不仅锻炼了它，也锻炼了我自己。

中午的时候，我又当起了它的美食专家，喂它吃了狗粮，还喝了水，可能是早上跑累了，吃完饭不久它就睡着了。它睡觉的姿势也特别的有趣。

下午，我想起来妈妈说过要帮它洗澡，可是妈妈那么忙，我就决定自己来帮它洗，碰了水的毛都垂下来了，加上LUCKLY的大眼睛就好像变成了吉娃娃。经过一段时间的忙碌，终于把它洗干净了。全身香喷喷，我更是对它爱不释手了。

晚上，家人终于都回来了，看着LUCKLY干净，愉快的样子，都夸我是一个能干的“保姆”。

经过这一次照顾LUCKLY的经历，我知道妈妈从小照顾我们是多么的不容易，现在的LCUKLY也像小时候的我们一样，离不开大人的照顾，我现在长大了，要学会照顾自己，再不久的以后也要照顾爸爸妈妈。啊，这是多么有意义的经历啊！

篇3：我当保姆

今天上午，小姨有事一大早就出去了，临走嘱咐我让我当张菁半天的“保姆”。

张菁是我小姨的宝贝女儿，今年不到四岁，长得又白又胖小手小脚几乎全是肉，模样十分可爱。最逗的是她说话，口齿不清，常常

“语惊四座”，半天下来我都快成“翻译大师”了！

小姨走时，张菁还在睡觉，我就在客厅做周末作业，题才没做几道，就听张菁在房间里“妈妈……。妈妈……”地哭了起来。我连忙跑过去想“伺候”她起床，她却不认账，赖在床上左右折腾要妈妈。我好言好语哄了好久，最后还把我最喜欢的书送给她，她才停止哭闹，坐在床上撕起我的书来。

过了一会儿，她把已不成样子的书扔到地上，舞动着手臂对我说“鹅要喝溜来。”“溜来”即是牛奶，我跑到厨房拿来牛奶，她咧嘴就喝，半瓶牛奶进了肚子，张菁又不想喝了，随手把奶瓶往地上一扔。我来不及制止，牛奶在地上洒了一大片。“哎呀，你怎么乱扔东西啊，真拿你没办法”我只得去找拖把拖地，张菁还得意地哈哈大笑。

我正忙着拖地，张菁又用那幼稚不清的声调向我发起“命令了”：“电机……电机……电机？”地脏了电击有什么用？“电细机！”张菁还在叫。“电细机”电视机吧！我一拍脑袋，恍然大悟。“想看几频道？”“细。”我打开电视机按到少儿频道，不一会儿她就手舞足蹈地看起来。我继续去做作业，过了一会儿，我发觉没了张菁地声音，扭头一看，她竟然歪着头睡着了。

经过这件事，我终于体会到小时候妈妈带我是那么的辛苦！今后，我要多做些力所能及的事情，减轻妈妈的负担。

篇4：我当保姆

每当我看见妹妹时，便会想起我当“保姆”的那段经历。

星期天，我到外婆家吃饭，看见外婆又要做饭又要带小妹妹，忙得不可开交，便自告奋勇，说：“外婆，今天让我来带小妹妹吧！”外婆说：“你还小，还带不了小妹妹。”我信心十足地说道：“我能行！”

我来到房间，只见小妹妹躺在摇篮里，蹬着小脚，笑眯眯地望着我，可爱极了。我想：这么乖的孩子谁不会带！我刚想拿玩具逗妹妹，妹妹突然哭起来，真是娃娃的脸说变就变哪！我连忙摇摇篮，边摇边说：“不哭，不哭，乖！哥哥来摇你。”可是小妹妹根本不理我这套，依旧大哭着。我找出了摇铃，摇了起来。小妹妹听到悦耳的铃声，慢慢地安静了下来。可没想到，过了一会儿她又大哭起来。我慌神了，心想，她应该是想尿尿了。我手忙脚乱地端出尿盆，把小妹妹小心翼翼地抱了出来，学着妈妈把尿的样子。小妹妹在我身上不停地用脚蹬来蹬去，还不停地哭闹着。我满头是汗，快坚持不住了。这时外婆来了，看到小妹妹又哭又闹，笑着对我说：“可能是饿了。”接着递给我一个温温的奶瓶，我连忙拿过来，把奶嘴放进妹妹的嘴里。妹妹张开嘴，紧紧地咬着奶嘴，“咕嘟、咕嘟”地吮吸着奶瓶里的奶。吃了一会儿奶，妹妹渐渐地闭上眼睛，甜甜地进入梦乡。

我长长地舒了口气。这次当“保姆”，让我知道了父母把我们抚养长大真是不容易呀！

篇5：我当保姆

你看了题目一定会奇怪吧，“哈哈你当小保姆，天下奇闻!哈哈哈哈!”唉!你别急吗，听我慢慢地说来。

这天，我到姥姥家玩，可是姥姥家没人，只有小姨在家，小姨让我说：菁雅，你来的正好，小姨有事出去一下，你在家帮忙照看一下小弟弟好吗？”。“好的”我痛快地回答到。唉!“看起来容易做起来难”这句说说的一点也没有错，我就是一个例子。我看着小弟弟睡的那么香甜，心想：“哦!原来当保姆是这么简单”想着想着我便随手拿起一本书津津有味地读起来，我正读到精彩处突然一阵哇哇的哭声传进我的耳朵里，我连忙一看原来是小娃娃在哭。我想他一定是饿了吧，便试着把手放进他的嘴边，可是他却像没看见似的还在哇哇大哭着。那会是怎么了呢？我想着......哎呀!糟糕!一定是尿床了。我赶忙一摸，哎呀！真的是尿床了。湿了一大片，怎么办？算了，还是先换了尿布在说吧!我手忙脚乱的从柜子里翻出一条尿布给小娃娃换上，哎!终于平静下来了。

可是好景不长，这不没我喘口气来小娃娃又哭了，我想这次一下是饿了，我连忙冲瓶奶用手一试，不错！不错！不热不凉，正合适，便把奶头塞进小娃娃嘴里，他贪厌的吃起来，吃着吃着就不知不觉的睡着了，我松了口气一下子滩倒在沙发上。我想：啊！原来当“保姆”也不容易呀。这时小姨回来了，看着呼呼大睡的小弟弟，笑着对我说：“菁雅，干的不错嘛，这是给你买的巧克力面包。”我连蹦带跳地接过来，大口大口地吃起来，我觉得这个面包特别香甜，因为是用自己的劳动换来的。

篇6：我当保姆

今天早上，伯伯出去有事，爷爷奶奶也不在家。照顾弟弟的重担自然就落在我身上。

弟弟才两岁半，长得又白又胖，小手小脚都是肉，可爱极了！他最逗的是刚会说话，口齿不清，常常要人猜他在说什么。半天下来，我都成了翻译大师了。

伯伯走时，弟弟还在睡觉，我便做起了作业来。没做几题，弟弟醒了。随后，嚎啕大哭，要找妈妈。我好言好语骗了他好一会儿，可他不认账。我狠了狠心，把我心爱的，外人碰也碰不得的变形金刚给他玩，他才停止了哭闹，不一会儿，就把变形金刚拆得不成样了。

玩了一会儿，弟弟对我发了第一道指令：“鹅要喝溜来”。“溜来”即是“牛奶”，我懂！忙从冰箱拿出一杯牛奶。一杯牛奶被他“咕咚咕咚”喝下了肚，他对我发了第二条指令：“电细电细，阿空”。“他肯定是要看《西游记》”。我嘀咕，便问他，“几频道？”“三十细。”嘿，还真有！这下，他总算安顿了，我终于可以做作业了。

当这个小淘气的保姆真难！

篇7：我当保姆

今天，舅妈把三岁的小妹妹放在我家，让妈妈看管。正巧，妈妈有事出去，这样，小妹妹自然就交给我看管了。不就是逗逗小孩吗?容易，我变爽快的答应了。

妈妈刚一走，麻烦就来了。大大出乎我的意料之外，当小保姆并不容易。你看着小淘气，不肯穿鞋子，我好不容易哄着她穿上鞋子。她又吵着要电子洋娃娃，课电子洋娃娃海没玩够一分钟，又要吃饼干，饼干刚塞进嘴里，又要别的东西，真拿她没办法！

已忙的晕头转向的我正要打电话搬救兵时，妈妈那“要当好小保姆”的话在我耳边回响。是呀，不管做什么事情都不可半途而废呀？不过，怎样才能当好一回好保姆呢？哄？吓？都不行。哦，有了，“妹妹，姐姐教你唱歌好吗？”一听说要学唱歌，妹妹可高兴了，连蹦带跳，她拍着小手嚷嚷着：“我也会，我也会我先唱。”只听见妹妹奶声奶气的唱起来：“小小鸭子，嘎嘎嘎……”唱完歌，我又给她讲了个故事，讲的是《小山羊和狼》。我一边讲，她一边竖着耳朵津津有味地听着，两只眼睛目不转睛的看着我，嘴里还问：“姐，狼为什么要吃小羊？”“小羊被吃了吗？”……不管什么问题，我都一一给她做了回答。接着我又教她一些里卖用语，她很快就学会了很多。忽然，传来一阵敲门声，我还来不及动身，妹妹已经跑出去开门了，一开门就很有礼貌的说：“请进。”妈妈听了笑了笑，摸着她的头说：“你真聪明。”

就这样，我当好了一回保姆。我想：当好一回保姆好难啊！他使我明白做父母的不容易和用心良苦，长大以后，我一定要报答父母的对我的养育之恩。

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